May 2013
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“God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...”
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
May 22nd
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bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
May 22nd
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wearyruler: thekingdomofben: I don’t claim to understand girls but I’m fairly sure they’re all up to something and need to be stopped This is the Republican party platform.
May 22nd
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zooeyclairedeschanel: riff raff is the only person using vine correctly
May 21st
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May 21st
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irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
May 21st
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lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
May 21st
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lampsarepeopletoo: the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
May 20th
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“the first word I teach my daughter will be “no” she will sing it to me and...”
– The First Word I Teach My Daughter (via alonesomes)
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize what is happening” And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
May 19th
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zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things  i just lost a follower
May 18th
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See this I why I fucking hate obnoxious Mexicans in my neighborhood. They party BEFORE its the weekend and spew terrible shit out to the entire fucking neighborhood and scream and whoop every 2 seconds. If I had AP testing in the morning I would be so pissed I’d yell out the window, yet I am not on that level of anger yet. I hate being passive god damn it
May 17th
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Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
May 17th
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May 17th
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shiiiiiit people are going to be thinking that im anorexic because all i post on my other blog is pictures of girls hipbones and collar bones but i just like bones sieghearoghueargoihu
May 17th
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May 16th
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lady-tyrell: i just want sansa and margaery to get rid of those dumb boys and rule together and when dany comes in on her dragons they can be like aw yeah we saved a spot for you and they all get their own dragon and fly around kicking ass and taking names
May 16th
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